hi,
Who should be ( the Boss ) ??
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted
tobe (the Boss).(The brain) said, " I should be ( the Boss) because I
control the whole body's responses and functions.
(The feet) said, " We should be (the Boss) as we carry
the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.
(The hands) said, " We should be (the Boss) because we
do all the work and earn all the money.
And so it went on and on with (the heart) , (the
lungs) and (the eyes) , until finally (the ass hole)
spoke up. (All the parts) laughed at the idea of (the
ass hole) being (the Boss). So (the ass hole) wentonstrike, blocked itself
up and refused to work.Within a short time (the eyes)became crossed, (the
hands) clenched, (the feet) twitched, (the heart) and
(lungs) began to panic and (the brain) fevered.
Eventually they all decided that (the ass hole) should
be (the Boss), so the motion was passed. All the other
parts did all the work while the Boss just satandpassed out a shit!
The Moral of the story:You don't need (the brains) to
be a Boss , any (ass hole) will do.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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