The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background
       checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists, two
       men and a woman.

       For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal
       door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
       instructions, no matter what the circumstances."
       "Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair, KILL
       HER!!!"
       The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The
       agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

       The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
       into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out
       with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent
       said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

       Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
       kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
       heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing and banging
       on the walls.

       After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
       the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't
       tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with
       the chair!
 
 
 

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